An apple fantasy ---------------- A whole Golden Delicious evening - with tart comments from Granny Smith – is what Aperitivo performance group have planned for July. Ranging from the witty to the raucous (multilingual limericks bandied about by opposing teams of apple pickers), and including songs, poetry and plays in English, Portuguese, Dutch and German, the theme of the evening is – of course – Apples, and includes ‘The Original Apple, part III’, with guest appearance by God (flown in especially from Holland – which is odd as we always thought God was an Englishman); An Apple for the Teacher, set in a Portuguese language class; Slices of Apple (or the Greengrocer’s Dozen – twelve reasons why you don’t get to eat the last apple in the fruitbowl), and The Golden Apple, starring The Three Graces, FedEx Mercury, Isaac Newton and an offstage William Tell. Anyone fancy an apple? Performances on the 18th and 19th July at the Cine-Teatro, São Brás, starting at 20.30, admission 5€, and on the 25th July at the Museum, São Brás, starting at 20.00, admission 5€. (Aperitivo lament the passing of Passing the Hat, but Mr. Magritte asked for it back.) Information: admin@amigos-museu-sbras.org 966 329 073 or visit the website www.amigos-museu-sbras.org